Jennifer CantaLopez: A Poem
J-Lo must be pro-teen messing with “The Boy Next Door”
She cantaloupe with a minor so she sings to get us “On the Floor”
The honeydew a lot of work, and still got natural watermelons
Famous for her rotund anus, crazy to think she’s 47
Backup dancer “In Living Color”, caught bananas with P. Diddy Kong,
Hard to get to like coconut water, an American Idol for so long
Gets the records spinach, her “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”
Plucking men like blackberries, Selena on the screen
She’s “Jenny from the Block” but she was “Maid in Manhattan”
She’s “Waiting for Tonight” and guaranteed to go platinum.
coconut water, honeydew, banana, spinach, watermelon, cantaloupe, blackberry, protein